Polish Your Words.
Hit Publish with Confidence.
WITH LIVE EDITING, ACHIEVE THE PERSUASIVE, PERSONALITY-PACKED WORDS THAT ENGAGE YOUR DREAM CLIENTS
YOU’VE RE-WRITTEN THAT HEADLINE A MILLION TIMES.
Holy *$&##*&! The words just aren’t conveying the right level of value or personality. AT. ALL.
Hours, weeks or even months have been spent on writing, yet you don’t feel confident about the result. It’s like calling the IRS...only more frustrating.
Well, compadre, get ready to sigh with relief and halt the urge to throw your computer.
(Insert bright lights and angels singing Ahhhhhhh!)
We walk through, line-by-line, hashing out how to improve all the wording and structure. All editing is based on your goals and ideal client. Sass as needed. Chic when desired. Professional as appropriate. It’s about the tone and language right for YOUR brand.
Saying thank cod. You can make the edits, hit publish with confidence and move on with your life.
With words packed with personality & punch. Buh-bye overly formal language! So long fancy phrases that sound good...but mean no one knows what the heck you actually do.
Knowing exactly where to guide your ideal client & why. Strategy, my friend, strategy.
Possessing intentional words that make it super clear EXACTLY what you do and what you offer.
Or, you could get the right words faster from a copywriter who’s been immersed in psychology principles and writing words that actually work for yearsssssss.
As a persuasion copywriter who engages customers with sassy words, I bring personality and strategy to your current writing.
TELL ME MORe
Frustrated with copy that needs spice and feels unclear, you find yourself here RIGHT NOW on this page. Intrigued by this freakishly-zesty writer, you fill out a form below. I ask what you want edited.
- Marketing materials
i stalk you
I follow up and ask for more info. I assess what you want edited to make sure it’s a good fit. (Cause, reminder, this NOT writing from scratch. This is improving already written words, home saucepan.)
If it’s a good fit, I follow up with session length and investment. Then, my process uncovers:
- Your goals
- Target audience
- & more
We must know this information to craft the right words.
The brand creepin’ is done beforehand, so we maximize our editing session.
We have a Google doc open during the audit. I’ll rewrite / craft new words there throughout our entire session. You keep the doc after. Receive edits like:
Words that shift the spotlight away from you & to your client.
Adjusting phrases slaughtering your customers’ souls.
An About page saucier than Grandma’s alfredo.
Leaving our session, you’re a productive rockstar with a Google Doc of revamped words and ideas.
Implement the changes you want.
Maintain creative control. Only edit what resonates with you & any team members.
All words and strategies discussed in our session are yours to hold and hug for forever more. Like that stuffed otter you took with you to college. (Her name was Seastar. Except, last year I finally realized she’s actually a seal. Eff.)
As a copywriter who delivers email sequences that increase open rates (as much as 23%!) and website copy that finally explains brands’ benefits, I am ready to serve you and the people that need your services.
If you’re local, meet this corgi-freak and copywriter in San Diego face-to-face, elbow-to-elbow. Farther off? We hop on a video call and chat your brand voice, writing to cognitive biases and ways to improve your emails virtually.
Fill out a quick form. I use the info to make sure it’s a good fit. After you hit Submit, I follow up shortly with the session length and cost.
Your session is a flat-rate. Like those boxes at the post-office. Except, this can’t be stolen off a front porch. These words are FOR SURE yours to keep.
I’ll keep it real, like unicorns in the Harry Potter universe. The level of work will depend on the writing itself and length of it. A 20 page website just ain’t gonna be reviewed thoroughly in 90 minutes. Yadadamean?
P.P.S. Okay, if you’ve read this far down, your heart craves stronger, punchier words like a hobbit needs second breakfast. Fill out that form. The worst that can happen? You say no thanks. Best that happens? You avoided countless hours on a sad Google Doc and miss connecting with more dream clients.